Basic Account, Created on 19 May 2004 (#3199664), Last updated on 20 December 2010 [Gift]
On June 17, Douglas Lynch, the "Chief Investigator" of the "Special Investigations Unit" left his business card on my porch. Since I was at home at the time, and Douglas Lynch did not bother to knock on the door, the sole purpose of this business card seems to be to intimidate me or imply that he is lurking around on my property and watching me.
I live in a converted garage in someone's backyard. My place can only be reached by going through a gate and crossing private property. Therefore this "investigator" illegally trespassed to leave his calling card in my personal space. Who knows what other illegal practices he might stoop to: I wouldn't be surprised if there were now cameras aimed at my windows and a tap on my phone.
Here is the information on the business card:
Special Investigations Unit
1950 Franklin Street, 13th Floor
Oakland, CA 94612
Fax: (510) 873-5105
According to Kaiser convention, his email is probably Douglas.Lynch@kp.org
Anyone who wants to respond on my behalf is most welcome. Also, feel free to let Kaiser know that this is puerile, stupid behavior that fails to scare anyone and only serves as further evidence of corporate ineptitude.